#sacred-wisdom

"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"