#sacred-wisdom

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."