#sacred-wisdom

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."