#sacred-wisdom

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."