#sacred-wisdom

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."