#sacred-wisdom

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."