#sacred-wisdom

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."