#sacred-wisdom

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."