#sacred-wisdom

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Fashion [10w] Clothes makes the man.Fashion, above all, makes the President."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."