#sacred-wisdom

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."