#sacred

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."