#sacred

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."