#sacred

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

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"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."