#sage

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."