#sage

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"