#sage

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."