#sage

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Shakespeare vs. Keynesian Economics {Couplet} If 'Neither a lender nor a borrower be',investments would dry up, economies stagnate,and off to the poorhouse go you and me."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."