#sage

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."