#sage

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."