#sage

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Lost & Found of Love We cannot forfeit what was not truly ours to begin with.You can only lose yourself in the heartbreak of love lostand find yourself againinthe miracle of love regained."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."