#sage

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."