#sage

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."