#sage

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."