#sage

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."