#sage

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."