#sage

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Happiness [10w] Happiness resides in the quiet pause,not in the pursuit."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."