#sage

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."