#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."