#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."