#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."