#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."