#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."