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"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."
"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."
"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"
"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."
"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."
"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."
"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."
"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."
"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."
"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."