#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."