#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

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"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."