#self-esteem-self-help-book

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."