#self-improvement

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Without desires and dreams, your thoughts do not matter and you can think whatever you want to."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"The basic idea is that all things in the universe are intertwined."

"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."