#self-improvement

"Education is not limited to any age. You can begin to learn."

"If you can't quite make it as a high flier then join a trampoline club."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"

"If you take any step, no matter how small it is, towards achieving your dreams then you will surely find the right path and reach the abundance that lies in store for you."

"Without desires and dreams, your thoughts do not matter and you can think whatever you want to."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"The love of money is the root of all evil, therefore selfishness must be the seed."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Even though your thinking might not be right for others, just so long as it's right for you then that's all what matters."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."