#self-improvement

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Just like a sailor who knows before reaching land that it is nearing, life too gives certain signals which indicate how closer you are to manifesting."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"If the great internet connects us all ... then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?"

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"The discontent and frustration that you feel is entirely your own creation."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."