#self-improvement

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"You tap in to this oneness and become part of the universe as a whole."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"The negative patterns that form as a result of this self defeating behaviour actually symbolize the negative belief that we nurture."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Just like a sailor who knows before reaching land that it is nearing, life too gives certain signals which indicate how closer you are to manifesting."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."