"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"
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1035 quotes about self-improvement
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self-improvement Quotes
"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."
"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."
"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."
"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."
"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."
"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."
"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."
"The universal mind acts as an advisor or guide. When you abide by its advice then you will get another opportunity to alter your destiny."
"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."
"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."
"A Tad Old Fashioned [10w] "Save all your sighing and swooning for the 18th Century, bitch."
"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."
"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."
"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."
"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."