#self-improvement

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

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"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Hard work is what you do to make ends meet, easy work is getting others to do the hard work for you."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"practice only envisioning yourself at the finish line and be unrelenting and fervent in racing towards that finish line. Undue preoccupation and fixation with the how's, whens, and what ifs will not only derail and further distance you from your destination, but will also feed your mind with those fatal seeds of doubt that make failure inevitable"~ Awaken and Unleash your Victor"

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."