"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"
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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."
"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Just let go of the need to care about whether it happens or not, then you are free from fear and can then concentrate on focusing."
"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."
"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."
"A man convinced against his will Is of the same opinion still"
"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."
"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."
"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."
"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."
"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."
"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."
"Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation."
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."
"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."
"When you stop blaming others for where you are in life, that is when you can start to manifest your dream life!"
"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."
"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."