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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."
"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."
"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."
"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"
"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."
"Love Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."
"Acknowledgement is possession. When you acknowledge, think or have conviction in something, it actually will come true."
"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."
"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"
"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."
"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."
"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."
"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."
"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."
"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."