"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"
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1035 quotes about self-improvement
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self-improvement Quotes
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."
"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."
"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."
"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."
"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."
"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."
"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."
"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."
"You are essentially who you create yourself to be and all that occurs in your life is the result of your own making."
"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."
"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."
"Inaction creates nothing. Action creates success."
"The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. The world would take people out of the slums. Christ would take the slums out of people, and then they would take themselves out of the slums.The world would mold men by changing their environment. Christ changes men, who then change their environment. The world would shape human behavior, but Christ can change human nature."
"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."
"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."