#self-improvement

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"If you start identifying your inner self with the spirit of pure potentiality then you are aligning with the power that helps in the manifestation of all energy in the form of matter."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"There is no new knowledge, it already exists in the universe."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success."

"When you see a good person, think of becoming like her/him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own weak points."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."