#self-improvement

"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."