#soul-searching

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"I don't know whether it is beautiful or sad, that I find such blissful happiness within the confines of my own mind, more so than I do in the reality that surrounds me."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."