#soul-searching

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."