#soul-searching

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"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"New York City [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} In fast-paced New York Cityeven the bubbling brooks babble.The Hudson and East River run rabid,skirting the rabble"

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."