#soul-searching

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."