#soul-searching

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."