#soul-searching

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Poetry Calling [10w] Poetry's not a calling.It's a whispering in your ear."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Time [10w] {Couplet} Can there be more callous crimethan unkindly killing time?"

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."