#soul-searching

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Pacifism There's nothing like seeing action in war to turn a soldier into an instant pacifist or an instant killer."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."