#soul-searching

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."