#soul-searching

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."