#soul-searching

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"