#soul-searching

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."