#soul-searching

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."