#soul-searching

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."