#soul-searching

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {6} To be transformed into all we are capable of becoming."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."