#soul-searching

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

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"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."