#soul-searching

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"again!"=""Perfect happiness is when your child giggles and yells,"Again!"

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."